Originally Posted By: Powertothepeople

All non-White groups/people in the Middle East are terrorist organizations....


Damn straight! I have more than one Middle Eastern friend and I really can't trust any of them.

(That reminds me. I've gotta get to M's house to visit soon. His mother is here for 8 weeks!. She's never been out of Algeria. She will eat only hallal, so she tells everyone back home that he's trying to poison her. Really, she looks over his shoulder when he's cooking. I have to witness this North African familial dysfunction before it's too late!)



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Regarding the door knob, I betcha' can't guess why it's like that smile. Try...


Umm, umm, ummmmmmm. Dog, this could go sooo wrong, so I'm gonna guess that it's easier for you to open and close than having to turn and twist a knob. Am I close?

If you tell me it's so you can P-Tom your caregivers, I'm gonna be really pissed.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.