Originally Posted By: Ajax
Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Originally Posted By: Ajax
I'm rarely "present," even when I'm there. crazy

You're right, of course. I should have said 'gift'.

Well no one has ever considered me a gift, that's for sure.


Jack, has to be you're approach. Have you considered adding ribbons and bows to your giftwrapped body instead of the usual naked one? It really helped me after I turned 50.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.