Originally Posted By: Ajax
Excellent idea, Bob. Do you think glitter would be overkill?


Um, glitter on the giftwrap, or glitter on your naked self? I think there's an actual word for that now (bedazzling), but it's made for vajayjay adornment. So, yes, it would constitute overkill, either way.

I may not know you well, Jack, but I have a strong feeling you have been a gift to many more people than you know. Just 'cause you're non-exhangable, non-refundable and un-warranteed shouldn't diminsh the value.


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.