This is a "cute" dirty joke w/no foul language (in English). Proceed AYOR.
El Al Flight # 354, JFK to Tel Aviv
Captain: "This is Captain Moshe Feldschuh.
We hope you've enjoyed your flight.
We are begining our descent into Tel Aviv.
Please fasten your seatbelts. Thank you for flying El Al."
Forgetting to turn off the PA, he asks his co-pilot what he's going to do in Tel Aviv with his 22 hour layover.
Co-Pilot: "Well, foist, I gotta take a huge dump!
Then, I'm gonna try 'n' schtoop that new flight attendant, Rhonda."
Hearing this, Rhonda makes a mad dash toward the cockpit to turn off the PA, when she trips and falls over the handbag of an older woman passenger.
Woman Passenger: Dahlink! Vat's your rush? He said he had to take a dump foist!
