Originally Posted By: CatBrat
I got the coolest phishing letter today. Says it's from the FBI. Going to take all my possessions, get me fired, and put me in prison for life, if I don't send $151 USD to a certain address.

I sent a copy of this letter to the Internet Crime Complaint Center.

Send them leftover onions instead.
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.