Then you really should talk to Mark. Just before he and Joyce passed the point of no return, I was out to dinner with them and Mark went all postal on a little kid at the table behind us for kicking the back of the booth. I'd never seen ALL of Mark's teeth before! (I'm kidding. There were 3 kids. A single fork embedded in a single head does not constitute "postal," especially if they were asking for it.)

Andrew (Murph) and Sharon are fast approaching the "purchase only" option. You could ask them. Or you could ask JP about not having kids. He can help you, not only because he's a shrink, but he's never had kids either. Oh, that!? He just THINKS Nolan is his.


Last edited by BobKay; 05/10/15 07:29 PM.
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