... and I may not have time to prevent the FedEx driver from lofting my subs onto my driveway.
We probably should all build something like a SpaceX drone ship in our driveway to give the couriers something to aim at. It would be nice to buy something and have it get a soft landing just once.
The new Axiom packaging is nice, but I think the couriers use the bands to give each speaker a "helicopter ride" and build up some speed before they release it in the general direction of your house.