I know... it was STILL bad... Spiff, One of the most hilarious moments in my life was when my cousin finally decided to tell me he is gay... He was 37, never married, I had never seen him in love, he is a great dancer (almost a cliche', as he has said himself), and women LOVE him. He also makes 400k per year as an executive with a Fortune 500 company.

So... At another cousin's wedding, he tells me he has something REALLY important to talk to me about. After he stammers around it, I asked him "Are you finally going to tell me you are gay?" ...

He looks shocked that I had figured this out... (see above, great looking... etc... and no women in his life).

I still abuse him over that.