A guy is driving around the backwoods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a house: 'Talking Dod for Sale'. He rings the bell and the owner apppears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep', the dog replies.
After the guy recovers from his initial shock, he says 'So what's your story?'
The lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the Gov't, so I told the CIA. In no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of the most valuable spies for 8 yrs running, but the jetting around tired me out and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.'
'I took a job at the airport security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered many plots and dealings and was awarded a bunch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed, he goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
'Ten Bucks', the owner says.
'Ten Bucks? this dog is amazing! why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a friggin' liar...he never did any of that shit!'
