Allright, then; staying on the golfing theme: Two friends are playing golf and one wants to light up a cigar, so he asks his buddy for a lighter. His friend reaches into his golf bag and hands him a twelve inch long lighter. "Wow, where'd you get that monster?" "From my genie". "You've got a genie?". "Sure", and he opens a compartment in the golf bag and a little genie hops out. So the first guy asks him "I'm a very good friend of your master; will you grant me a wish?" "Yes I will". "I want a million bucks". The genie nods, waves his hand and jumps back into the bag. Instantly a million ducks appear in the sky overhead, pelting them with droppings. The first guy yells "I said a million bucks, not ducks!" His friend replies "I forgot to mention that the genie is hard of hearing, but did you really think that I asked him for a twelve inch Bic?"
