One Feather
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.
While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why there was a difference in the number of feathers in the Indians' headdresses. So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress.
He explained, "Only have one woman. One woman, one feather".
Feeling the first redskin was only joking she posed the same question to another brave who had two feathers in his headdress and he replied, "Me have two women; two women . two feathers".
Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers. Based upon the previous two explanations Ms.Walters was quite intrigued to hear what the Chief had to say.
She asked, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?"
The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "Me Chief. Me sleep with 'em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with em all."
Horrified, Ms. Walters exclaimed, "You ought to be hung."
The Chief replied, "You damn right, me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."
Taken aback by this outburst Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile."
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style...me sleep with em all."
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear."
The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."
