Man wakes up in the morning next to a woman he met the previous night at a party.

"Ummm," he stammers.
"What is it. Just say it," she responds.
"OK," he says, sheepishly. "Well, I should have asked this last night I suppose. You don't have any bad diseases do you?"
"Like what?" she asks, indignantly.
"Ummm, like AIDS?"
"Of course not, you idiot," she blares."

"Oh, Thank God," he replies. "I wouldn't wanna get that again!"

Last edited by BobKay; 04/23/10 03:11 AM.

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