What's cooler than being invited to the White House? Marshawn Lynch! Getting invited but just not wanting to go.

I LOVE Marshawn! We don't just "allow" the players to be themselves; we CELEBRATE it!

But it did make me think of this joke, which I have undoubtedly posted before.

Quote:
I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. Whilst in the lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac.

I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a bit late. Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how much I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "Hello Chris" at me when I was with my client.

He agreed. Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him. He said, "Hi Chris, what's happening?" To which I replied:

"Fuck off Gates. Can't you see I'm in a meeting?"


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