After a particularily successfull deer hunting season; Johnies' Mom sent him to school with some venison to share with the rest of the class.

He offered some to Billy. What is it Johnie asked?

Pork?

Carl?

Beef?

Suzy?

Chicken?

Johnie saw that they needed a clue! "It's what your mommy calls your Daddy", Johnie said.

"Spit it out" said Harold; "It's [censored]!"