LOL, that is a good one. Reminds me of my 4 o'clock. JK!

Here's another one; not sure if it's been posted here before. Kind of crude, but I'm sure it'll fly here:

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A woman is in her psychiatrist's office, and suddenly shouts out "Doctor, kiss me!"

The doctor looks at her and says "It's against the code of ethics to kiss you."

About 20 minutes later the woman again shouts out "Doctor, please, kiss me just once!"

Again he refuses, apologetically, and says "As a doctor I simply cannot kiss you."

Finally, another 15 minutes pass, and the woman pleads with her doctor; "Doctor, Doctor, please kiss me just once!"

"Look" he says, "I am sorry. I just CANNOT kiss you. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be f***ing you right now."




Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.