More newlywed stuff.
During the first week of a deaf couple's marriage, they discover that they are unable to communicate well in the bedroom with the lights off because they can't see each others hands as hey sign. After several nights of fumbling around and some embarassing misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times."
