Okay, Peter, that wasn't bad, but it was far too clean.

Teacher in the 6th grade science class asks her students: "What part of human anatomy increases 10 times in size when stimulated?" Suzie immediately objects:"You shouldn't be talking to us about things like that; we're only in the 6th grade!" Teacher ignores her and repeats: "What part of human anatomy increases 10 times in size when stimulated?" Suzie jumps up, hands on hips and says:"I'm going to tell my mother; she'll go to the school board, and you'll be fired!" Teacher asks the question a 3rd time, Johnny raises his hand and says: "The pupil of the eye". Teacher praises him and turns to Suzie: "Suzie, I've got three things to tell you; first, you've got a dirty mind; second, you didn't study your homework assignment; and third, a few years from now you're going to be AWFULLY disappointed"


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Enjoy the music, not the equipment.