Traded the old in for a new Dewalt last night, same model. The lady at the service desk gave me an additional $20 gift card for "not being cranky about returning a tool like the last guy." whom I might add, was conveniently still in earshot.

After that brilliant display of vengeful sarcasm that happened to result in my benefit, there was no way I could ask for a return and buy elsewhere.

Sometimes life is fun.

With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.