Originally Posted By: fredk
Originally Posted By: Adrian
The moths or Fred's undies?

I got... the non-bearded kind.

Of

undies.


Fred, I think that the best way for you to keep moths out of your undies is to get a girlfriend. Of course, to prepare for the "3rd" date, you'll have to call in a professional. Don't sign any of those contracts for monthly service right away, either. You can call and schedule another treatment if she dumps you. Or, you could get lucky and meet the Orkin Girl.


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.