A man and his wife celebrated their 25th anniversary by returning to the same hotel where they enjoyed their first wedded night together. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to screw your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
As the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks like I did a pretty good job."
