Superman was getting bored with fighting crime, so on Saturday night he decided to go out for a night on the town and have some fun for a change.
He dropped by Batman's house..."Hey Batman! Wanna hit the town tonight?"
"No, I can't, replied Batman. "The Batmobile is broken, I gotta stay home and fix it or I won't be able to fight crime."
"You loser", said Superman, and flew away in disgust.
He then decided to stop by Spiderman's house. "Hey, Spidey! how about hitting the town tonight, you and me," he said.
"I'd like to, but I can't," replied Spiderman. "My web-slinger is jammed and I gotta fix it in order to fight crime."
Superman, again pissed off, quipped "You loser. Go ahead, stay home and fix your stupid web-slinger."
He again flew away.
While flying around the city looking for something to do, his supervision spotted Wonder Woman lying on her back, stark naked and spread-eagle!
Superman thought, "Hey, I'm Superman, so I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quickie and she'll never know the difference!"
Wonder Woman yells, "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man replies, "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!!"
