This "could be" a true story....
An elderly man from Newfoundland calls up his lawyer and asks.
"Wit all dem lawsuits going on I'm feelin' kinda left out. How do I get in on some of dat action? I hears dat people are suing the cigarette companies 'cause day got cancer and udders are suing the Big Mac company cause day got fat and all kinds of stuff!"
His lawyer asks "And which one of those categories do YOU fit under?"
The dear ole Newfie, God bless his soul, answers....
"Neider b'y, I just wants to know if I can sue Molson's for all dem ugly women I woke up wit...."
