Originally Posted By fredk
I also need a good digital thermometer to help validate what my probe reads. Either it's way off or I did not place it properly tonight.


Wait. Aliens are forcing you to do what?

The tip is supposed to be as close to the middle of the thickest part as possible. Just like "they" told you.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.