Fred, he'll probably claim that without scientific measuring equipment, no one could know for sure exactly how toasted he was. Sorry, Chess. There were way too many experts there who didn't need devices to be precise(s).

The only reason he didn't face-plant, is that you can't do that when you've fallen on your ass first and can't get up to fall again.

And of course, Cam should have done both, but can't do either, so he's good.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.