Originally Posted By chesseroo
Originally Posted By SqBobGodPants
Fred, he'll probably claim that without scientific measuring equipment, no one could know for sure exactly how toasted he was. Sorry, Chess. There were way too many experts there who didn't need devices to be precise(s).

The only reason he didn't face-plant, is that you can't do that when you've fallen on your ass first and can't get up to fall again.

I didn't face plant.
I remember that much.
I did forget half my steak in Ray's car, or was it Jack's?
And who had the wheelchair that i was bumper shining?
I do remember it was Sonic who shoved me down into the splits. She takes all the blame for that. That had NOTHING to do with me directly, that i recall.
There was something vague about riding the bull on a boathouse pole though...and then i woke up with black marker all over me...

BUT Peter was the one sniffing wires!!





I sooo wanted to write, "Kick Me" on the back, but I was afraid you'd think it was ruined and then wouldn't wear it in public.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.