But, she has a mean recipe for meatloaf, as long as you have a pinch of black tica leaf found only in the canopy of the Brazilian rain forest and two pinches of red yanka root found only under a particular ledge about 2/3rds the way up mount kilamonjaro.

OK....so that's a stretch. I've been priming the basement all night, so I'm borderline delerious by this point. My only hope is a stiff vodka tonic to bring me back to this world.