Are you comparing John Kerry to Jesus?!

Actually, I can understand how you might mistake John Kerry for Jesus if you believe all that the media is saying - particularly CNN, NY Times and the LA Times. If he gets elected he's going to make the crippled walk again, bring free health care to all, give everybody a great job and wave a magic wand in Iraq.
What's next? Turning Lake Erie into Lucky Lager? That would definitely capture the blue collar vote in Cleveland.